Gold Star Glitch

On Monday, Veterans Day commemorated those brave and selfless Americans who've served in our military. We honor them with History Channel specials, parades, and one-day-only sales on chicken sandwiches and big-screen TVs. Occasionally, we even let the occasion guilt us into trying to do a better job of taking care of them in more tangible ways.

This week's story involves children of Gold Star families, survivors of soldiers who died in military service. Now, kids aren't usually a profit center. They're noisy. They're sticky. They throw up at the worst possible times. But up until 1986, parents could at least use them as a tax shelter, shifting investments into their name to be taxed at the kids' lower rate. That changed with the Tax Reform Act of 1986 and the new "kiddie tax." Ever since then, minors' unearned income above a certain low threshold ($2,100 in 2017) has been taxed at their parents' rates.

Fast forward to December 20, 2017. Senators are furiously scrawling legislation on the back of cocktail napkins in hopes of passing tax reform in time to escape town for Christmas. (Hearings? We don't need no stinkin' hearings!) Their main goal is to cut corporate rates. But budget rules mean they can't just cut without restoring at least part of that revenue. Those add-backs included twisting the screw on kiddie taxes. The new law hits that income at even higher trust rates, which soar all the way to 37% at just $12,750 of income.

Here's the problem: that new rule isn't just hitting the children of millionaires and billionaires that it was targeting. It's also clobbering children receiving military survivor benefits. Thousands of Gold Star families are facing five-figure tax bills on those checks. That's not a great look for a country already struggling with a broken Veterans Administration and an epidemic of veteran suicides!

The "Gold Star glitch" wasn't the only mistake the Senate made in their late-night draftathon. (It passed at 1:51 AM, waaaaay past most Senators' bedtimes.) There were also provisions eliminating taxes entirely for farmers selling crops to cooperatives (the "grain glitch"), preventing retailers and restaurants from writing off leasehold improvements as fast as Congress intended (the "retail glitch") and creating conflicting start dates for limits on net operating losses (the "NOL effective date glitch"). Oopsies!

The Senate passed a bill in May to fix the Gold Star glitch. But in the House, it got thrown into the broader SECURE Act designed to boost retirement savings. The House passed that bill 417-3, which is a real triumph in a congress that looks more like a UFC octagon than a forum for civilized debate. But back in the Senate, Ted Cruz has held it hostage because it doesn't let parents use Section 529 accounts for homeschooling expenses. Gold Star survivors have lobbied Cruz's office, but gotten nowhere. (In fairness, Cruz isn't the only Senator who seems happy to put grandstanding above problem-solving.)

So here we are, celebrating veterans by mugging their survivors for extra tax on a couple thousand bucks a month of government benefits. It's especially frustrating to us because there's nothing we can do to help avoid it. Fortunately, that's not usually the case. There's almost always a way to pay less. You just need a plan that uses every rule to your benefit, regardless of how late at night it passed!

Bringing Home the Gold

Bringing Home the Gold

Friday marked the Opening Ceremonies of the Games of the XXX Olympiad. Britain's Queen Elizabeth, along with her Corgis, made their film debut parachuting into the stadium with superspy James Bond. The world's eyes are waiting to see who takes home the gold -- and whenever someone takes home "the gold," you know the IRS will be there to help them count it!

How excited do our friends at the IRS get when the Olympics roll around? Well, believe it or not, there's an argument to be made that the medals themselves are taxable. Way back in 1969, the Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals ruled that shortstop Maury Wills owed tax on the $10,000 value of the Hickock Belt he received for being named Athlete of the Year. But the IRS isn't taxing Olympiads on their medals -- at least, not yet. (Would that mean a Gold medal is just a Silver, after taxes?)

The United States Olympic Committee -- the nonprofit organization that coordinates U.S. Olympic efforts -- awards its own cash prizes to U.S. medalists. Those prizes are $25,000 for each Gold medal, $15,000 for each Silver, and $10,000 for each Bronze. That income is obviously taxable.

But the IRS knows the real payoff doesn't come from the medal itself. The real payoff comes from endorsement deals the stars make. Take swimmer Ryan Lochte, for example. On Saturday, he dethroned Michael Phelps as king of the mens' 400 meter individual medley. Lochte had already appeared in commercials for Nissan, AT&T, Gatorade, and Gillette, before the games had even begun. Fortune magazine estimates he'll make $2.3 million this year, before any bonuses for, you know, actually bringing home an Olympic medal. Forbes estimates that if Lochte picks up more gold in London, his endorsements might actually top those of Phelps. And Bloomberg BusinessWeek guesses that Phelps made $6 million in 2010. With possibilities like that, you can be sure the IRS will have their fingers crossed for Thursday's 200 meter individual medley!

Some athletes do well in competition and do well in endorsements, but still manage to disappoint the IRS. In 2010, skiier Lyndsey Vonn took home the gold in womens' downhill, which led to endorsement deals with Under Armour, Red Bull, Rolex, and Kohl's. Earlier this year, the IRS slapped her with a lien for $1.7 million in tax. (Lyndsey promptly settled her debt, blamed it on a nasty divorce from her husband and trainer, and apologized on her Facebook page.)

Olympic fame and fortune can pay financial dividends for decades to come. Thirty-six years ago, a determined American athlete named Bruce Jenner became a national hero, setting a new Olympic record while winning the gold in the decathlon. Three decades later, he's making headlines again as stepfather to those krazy Kardashian sisters. Is it paranoid to start wondering now which of today's Olympic champions will preside over a reality-TV trainwreck in 2042?

We realize that few of you are reading these words from Olympic Village in London's East End. But it's important to plan ahead for any sort of special prizes or windfalls you enjoy. Whether you're bringing home a medal, or you just want to keep more of the gold you've already got, we're here for you, and for your family, friends, and colleagues, too.