Where Does Cardi's Money Go?

The rapper Cardi B grew up in the South Bronx's Highbridge neighborhood, where the median family income barely tops $27,000. Cardi, born Belcalis Armanzar, couldn't wait to get out. She spent much of her time at her grandmother's home across the Harlem River in Washington Heights. By age 23 she released her debut video and album. Last year she joined the A-list with her hit "Bodak Yellow," where she raps about being rich and arriving at "the club" in a Rolls-Royce Silver Wraith.

Apparently, Cardi really is stacking some nice paper. On March 22, she recorded an angry rant demanding to know where her tax dollars go. "So you know the government is taking 40% of my taxes. And, Uncle Sam, I want to know whatchyou doing with my [gerund favored by rappers] tax money. Because, you know what I'm saying? When you donate, when you donate to a kid from a foreign country, they give you updates of what they're doing with your donation." She complained about rats infesting New York City's subway, and concluded, like any good auditor, "I want receipts."

Cardi does have a point here. If you give to a group like Save the Children, you'll get letters from the child you're helping. It's too bad Cabinet secretaries don't write taxpayers detailing where their dollars go. ("Dear Taxpayer: I write to tell you that I dropped $31,000 for a dining room table and millions more for private jet rides.")

Fortunately for Cardi, it's easy to find exactly where each federal spending dollar goes. (One caveat: it's not entirely accurate to talk about where "tax dollars" go because the government spends almost $1.20 for every dollar it takes in.)

• The biggest chunk — 23 cents out of every dollar — goes to Social Security. Now, Cardi is just 25, so she's probably not spending much time worrying about retirement, but she can take satisfaction knowing at least some of that will make its way back to her grandmother in Manhattan.

• Medicare and other healthcare services take 13 cents each. In fact, more than two-thirds of every tax dollar goes towards various social insurance programs, which also include unemployment compensation, veterans' benefits, and the like.

• National defense takes 15.3 cents out of every dollar. Interest on the national debt eats up six cents more. And education takes another three cents.

• That leaves just six cents out of every dollar to cover everything else. That total includes all the perennial punching bags that budget hawks love to attack, like foreign aid (one penny per tax dollar), the Corporation for Public Broadcasting (1.2 hundredths of a penny), and the much-maligned National Endowment for the Arts (four thousandths of a penny).

We're willing to bet that no matter where your tax dollars go, you'd like to see less of them going there. So don't just criticize like Cardi B. Call us for a plan, and we'll give you something to dance to!

Bad News From Your Friend at the IRS

Bad News From Your Friend at the IRS

You may not realize it, but you have a friend at the IRS. Her name is Nina Olson, and she's the "Taxpayer Advocate." Olson and her 2,000-person staff are an independent organization within the IRS, charged with cutting through IRS red tape when the Service can't get the job done itself. Are you stuck between cogs in the IRS machine? Have you experienced a delay of more than 30 days to resolve your issue? Have you not received a response or resolution to your problem by the date the IRS promised? If so, Nina Olson and her 1,400 Case Advocates throughout the IRS are waiting to help. 

Earlier this month, Olson released her 762-page Annual Report to Congress. And it's not pretty. In fact, it probably reads a lot like what your report on the IRS might read if your job was to dig up problems:

• The tax system is a mess. It's nearly 4 million words long, with over 4,680 changes since 2001 -- an average of one per day. Complying with tax laws consumes the equivalent of 3 million full-time workers annually. And only 16% of Americans think the tax code is "fair." (That puts the tax code slightly above Congress, at 9%, but still lagging Donald Trump, cockroaches, brussels sprouts, and NFL replacement refs.) That 4-million word code tops the problem list -- her report calls for overhauling the tax laws, eliminating "sunset" clauses like the expiration of the Bush tax cuts that led to the recent "fiscal cliff" crisis, and eliminating phase-outs that deny benefits as your income increases.

• The Alternative Minimum Tax, a parallel tax system originally introduced to make sure that high-income taxpayers don't take advantage of too many deductions and credits to skate by without paying their fair share, is an even bigger mess. The AMT was never indexed for inflation until this month's "fiscal cliff" bill, so Congress repeatedly had to "patch" it to keep it from reaching even further into the middle class. The result, Olson writes, "is one law that grants popular tax benefits (the regular tax code), another law that eliminates the benefits (the AMT), and then yet a third law that undoes the elimination of benefits (the patches), usually at the last minute -- a legislative Rube Goldberg contraption of unnecessary complexity." Her recommendation? Scrap it.

• "Customer service" is a disgrace. Telephone and correspondence services have deteriorated over the last decade. Online services are primitive. "Processing flaws" and service delays are undermining taxpayers' rights to representation. In some cases, IRS rules actually discourage taxpayers from complying with the law. For example, the Offshore Voluntary Disclosure Program, which lets taxpayers who failed to report foreign financial accounts come clean, actually scares folks who inadvertently failed to report them and keeps them from 'fessing up.

• Finally, the IRS is underfunded. (Yeah, we didn't think you would be as happy with this one.) Olson likens the IRS to the government's "accounts receivable" department, and reports that they bring in seven dollars for every extra dollar they spend. "It is ironic and counterproductive that concerns about the deficit are leading to cuts in the I.R.S. budget, when those cuts are making the deficit larger," says Olson. "No business would fail to fund a unit that, on average, brought in $7 for every dollar spent. Shareholders would rebel and bring lawsuits, or at least oust the management or board of directors."

Are you thoroughly depressed yet? It gets worse. That's because these are essentially the same recommendations Olson has made in every Annual Report she's filed with Congress since 2001. And yet, we still have an offensively complicated tax code, a ridiculously ineffective Alternative Minimum Tax, and hideous thickets of bureaucracy that just drain taxpayers' souls. 

The solution for you, of course, is a proactive plan takes advantage of the code's hidden opportunities, steers clear of its hidden shoals, and keeps you out of the bureaucracy. If you don't have a plan yet, isn't it time you get one?