Marry for Love

April 15 is almost here, and many of you are still scrambling to get your returns ready to file. Here's a collection of fun quotes to help you "sprint to the finish" this tax season:

"Another difference between death and taxes is that death is frequently painless."
Anonymous

"A fine is a tax for doing something wrong. A tax is a fine for doing something right."
Anonymous

"A citizen can hardly distinguish between a tax and a fine, except the fine is generally much lighter."
G.K. Chesterton

"Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing, and that is the closest our country has ever been to being even."
Will Rogers

"A person doesn't know how much he has to be thankful for until he has to pay taxes on it."
Ann Landers

"The best things in life are free, but sooner or later the government will find a way to tax them."
Anonymous

"The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love."
Joe E. Lewis

"People who complain about taxes can be divided into two classes: men and women."
Anonymous

"Once -- just once -- I'd like to be fixed up with a guy who earns in a year what I pay in taxes."
Anonymous Female Lawyer

"I'm putting all my money in taxes -- it's the only thing sure to go up."
Anonymous

Cracking jokes about taxes is easy. Paying less is usually a little harder. That's why we're here -- to give you the plan you need to minimize your bill. So call us when you're ready to get serious about keeping more of what you make!